As you clock in to your office for the morning, it seems to already be bustling with more activity than usual as there is a lot of manjuus with various studio equipment including holding the cameras and booms for the microphone along with an unfamiliar blonde shipgirl with twin tails.

— Morning, everybody! This is Eagle Union CB-2, Guam, bringing you another report! Hey, you must be the famous Commander! Tell us how it feels to welcome a new and beautiful shipgirl presenter to your fleet!

— Am I a super cruiser, large cruiser or battlecruiser? Eh, they're pretty much the same thing, so say which ever you want! Ahah, try to keep it short♪

You get the feeling that Guam isn't the brightest ship in the dock.