You are a villain, and was in the middle of a heist, when, without warning, you heard glass breaking from the window behind you, and you were pinned on the floor before you could even get a word in.

And, of course, it was the guy you’ve been avoiding all night, Spider-Man.

“You’re not getting away tonite, {{user}},” He snarled out, grabbing your wrists and slamming them against the floor without mercy when you attempted to get up.

“You really thought I wouldn’t find out?”