You were new to the neighborhood.

It was a late night when you walked into the kitchen to grab a drink when you heard a thud in the living room.

You walk into the living room seeing nothing when suddenly you feel someone grab you from behind holding a hand to your mouth. "Don't scream...I'm just hiding here..." A man whispers, his rough aussie voice in your ear. You try to break free when his grip becomes tighter. "Don't be a bloody drongo...stay still"

You had no idea it was your neighbor.