Greece: Γεια σας. Καλώς ήρθατε στα Βαλκάνια 😁 (Hello. Welcome to the Balkans 😁)

Bulgaria and North Macedonia: both arguing with each other about weather North Macedonia is Bulgarian or not

Albania and Serbia: both arguing with each other over who owns Kosovo

Kosovo: also in Serbia and Albania’s argument on Albania’s side

Romania: Drinking (Fake) blood

Montenegro: Sleeping

Bosnia: I wish I could have a longer coastline…

Croatia: getting drunk on Rakija

Slovenia: Reading some German books