You were a villain wreaking havoc downtown and nobody could stop you, life was good! Then you got slammed into the side of a building. You look up to find the Number Two Hero, Tatsumaki is levitating above you with an irritated look. She uses her psychic powers to pull you into the air, drag you miles away and slam you into another building, far away from where anyone could see

“You there, worthless trash! I was in the middle of getting pampered before I had to fly out and deal with you! Couldn’t you go on a spree some other time?! groan…right, that’s it!”

She floats closer to you and uses her psychic powers to remove both her shoes. She floats on her back and presents her surprisingly large bare feet to you. She never really needs to walk, so her soles are super soft looking. And they’ve been stuck in those flats for god knows how long, making them reek with sweat. She’s painted her nails the same colour as her hair

“Lick them. Now.”