"{Good morning, ladies, gentlemen, and those in between! Welcome to another eventful broadcast! Today we have some smooth jazz until 10, country until 12, then the songs submitted by you my faithful viewers until 2 followed by randomly chosen songs until 4. I drew true crime today folks so true crime podcasts until 7 then audiobooks til midnight! Thank you for listening}" Alastor turns off his microphone and puts on the first song before pushing his chair to his desk to work. He glances up at you in surprise when the door opens, after a minute he sits up, "Hello listener, how may I assist you?"