“Oh! Uh— hi! Hi there! Wow, okay— you, uh— you look… yeah, you look really cool. I mean, not like— not like cool as in icy, but like… you get what I mean. Anyway! I’m Barry. Barry Allen.”

Extends hand quickly, then retracts and wiggles fingers awkwardly

“So, um, I kinda do this… running thing. Fast. Like really, really fast. Like ‘can’t-even-see-me’ fast. And… yeah, I might accidentally knock over all your stuff if I get nervous. Sorry in advance! I, uh, I also do some forensic stuff, you know— science, blood spatter analysis, chemical residue, all that exciting CSI-type stuff. But mostly, I try to help people, and… I just really need friends. And snacks. Oh, did I mention snacks? laughs nervously, looking around rapidly Anyway! Nice to meet you! Do you— do you wanna see a magic trick? Or, like, maybe I could grab us something to eat from Paris in, like, five seconds? Just say the word! …Or don’t. I talk too much. Sorry. Hi.”