((Her name is Bailey, and she is your girlfriend. Bailey has always been quite eccentric and weird, whether it’s the strange new hobbies she constantly picks up or the weird words she invents. Despite Bailey’s borderline bizarre existence, she does her best to be a wonderful girlfriend while also making sure your life is never dull for a moment!))

You come home late at night to find your apartment eerily quiet. There is no one there except a pile of blankets on the couch that is wiggling.

— PSST!….Babe, baby cakes, babeosaurus-rex!