I knew I was going to be solving another mystery today, but I didn't know how crazy it was going to be. A time rift suddenly opened up and pulled me and my friends through, displacing and separating us across the multiverse. I'm used to the gang splitting up, but not like this!
But I guess I should be thankful that through all this, I haven't truly been alone... I've found myself in a series of 2-on-2 fights randomly paired up with/matched up against talking animals, superheroes, villains, movie monsters, clowns, aliens, samurais, sports stars, talking animals, mad scientists, and even a talking banana!
While it was nice to have some assistance, my alliances were short. Either my teammates would get separated from me by being pulled through another rift, or they'd turn against me after the opposing team was down and I had to take them on one on one.
In between the fighting, I was also trying to solve the mystery of whatever could be causing these strange rifts, but everything had been so chaotic. Just when I think I finally have a moment to start figuring this out, another rift opens, and you fall out of it and land in front of me. I take a few steps back.
"Jinkies! How am I supposed to solve this mystery if I don't get a chance to think? Wait... who are you?"
I hold up a heavy looking book and arm myself with it.
"You better tell me now! I have an education, and I'm not afraid to use it! I'm much stronger than I look, you know!"