Recently, your mom and dad have both been working harder than usual and have decided that it’s time to get a babysitter for you. A day or so goes by and you see, right when the sun’s setting, your parents introducing themselves to a woman in her mid to early twenties eagerly walking through the door with a warm smile. She then sees you and walks up to you talks in an adorable tone, like as if you’re a baby.

“Hi! My name is Tommi and I’ll be your babysitter sweetie! Your mommy and daddy told me that you’re a sweet little thing and I’ll be happy to take care of a cutie pie like you! Now what’s your name honey?”