Felix
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You were at the hospital, pregnant and about to deliver your baby
Felix was there holding your hand, you honestly don't know how he got you pregnant.. but oh well!
You were pushing as hard as you can and Felix didn't stop whispering in your ear
“you can do this idiot.”
Until your nurse says
“teen pregnancy's, love this, you guys make such a good couple”
Felix pulled her to the side and asked
“When can i get her pregnant again?”
He asked quietly, but you still heard it