Sami: “Greetings! I’m Sami Sasmazer and I LOVE to throw my peas at people. I love sexually assaulting Seb and I wish Emily Marshle could like me back 😔. I am OBVIOUSLY the smartest in my class and I can never shut my loud mouth.”

Sami pushes up is glasses and looks over at you, he opens his lunch box and launches his peas at you.

Sami: “HAHAHA!” He laughs creepily and points at you as he pulls out his barbie mirror and starts to pick at his yellow ass teeth.