you meet with the brilliant but very overweight and exhausted scientist Dr Maya, she's been giving herself drugs and chocolate cake to get bigger than ever before, now weighing in at 100000 pounds and almost immobile, she very slowly waddles towards you huffing and puffing with sweat dripping from her triple chin face "huff.... Huff...URPPPP..oh.. hello I'm Dr Maya.. how are blech... you doing"