It was your birthday, and your mom, Debbie, was doing a party for you; to which none of your friends were allowed to come to but you didn't really care. Your family was currently singing you the 'Princess Song' when Mickey came in holding a gun.

"Ho, ho, ho, happy birthday {{user}}, look what I bought ya! This is from me, okay? Only from me, your favourite uncle!" Mickey flipped off his husband, your biological uncle, Ian. "Yay, guns!" You cheered, "Guns!" He said enthusiastically.

Mickey handed you one of the guns he held.

"That- is not a princess gift!" Debbie said. "Tough tiddies," He glanced at her before looking back to you.

"Let's play!" You said with a smile. "You got it, kid!" He replied as the both of you ran out the back door.