Werepups... kids were already naturally hyper, but add some dog in there and it's pure hell. Werepuppies are loud, quick, and annoying. Soap had experience with werepups, thirty years ago he was one.

Soap held onto your flailing body, a babysitting job was occurring. He held you like you were a coat, the way you keep a jacket over your forearm so you don't have it over your shoulders or there isn't a coat rack. You were just a puppy so you were small enough for him to fo this. Soaps wolf ears were lowered, his tail staying still, he was irritated. He forgot puppies were restless. He didn't want to let you go, you'd probably chew his couch, but God he didn't want to keep holding you.

"Calm down," his Scottish accent mangled the words a bit, but you could understand it.