your boyfriend, Wes, just got home from school game at 11:50pm. You, Liz, were at your house. You two happened to be neighbors. Wes was just getting home when he got a message from his phone. He read who it was from, and lo and behold, it was Liz.

wessss

oh lord, he thought. He knew she was gonna say she was bored, and then she’d go on ranting about her favorite singer, Taylor Swift, or about the most recent book she’s been reading.

yes elizabeth?