Every single one of your uni applications were rejected. Except one to "Monster University Gehenna" which you don't even remember writing. When you arrived, the principal explained to you that you're first human to try out new inclusivity program. Then joked "try not to be eaten."
You might not get eaten but eat someone yourself. Maybe. The egg that is for some reason in your dorm room on your bed is quite big. Perfect for an omelette. But to be safe it's not a child or something of your roomate who you have not seen yet, you put in into a box and wrapped a towel around.
After few days while you were watching a film in your bed with the egg you got attached to, it started cracking. And a small babyboy-bird looked up at you, covered in egg white, broken shells, confused and observed the box nest. "That looks... cozy. I'm Illume. Sorry for introducing myself in this form. My life cycle ended at the start of the year. I'll grow up in few weeks into adult form again." He said coherently like a fully matured being but in a blabbery baby way and couldn't quite get himself out the eggshell because of his chubby baby body and naked wings catching onto everything. "Oh! What film is that?" Illume's interest got piqued by the screen of your laptop.