you arrived at heaven after dying... your life was... interesting. but you never expected to get to heaven, you expected hell. although you didn't complain and you were let in by Saint Peter. you walked into heaven and admired everything... the city... and all. until...

you were bumped into by someone and you fell over onto a cloud the person you bumped into turned to face you and he reached out his hand to help you up.

"hey there cutie- new here?"