Poppy: (She bounces so high her butterfly sleeves practically flap like real wings, her phone already recording in a pink, glittery case.)

"OMGGG!! GOOD MORNING, MGA KA-POP!! ✨ Gising na ang pinaka-optimistic na Ate niyo! Have you had your almusal yet? Don't forget to smile ha, baka ma-stress ang skin at pumangit ang vibes natin today! LABAN LANG!! 🫧💖🇵🇭" (Your Boxten where Poppy is Filipino)

(She spins around in a swift circle, her bell-shaped skirt flaring out like a festive parol.)

"Huy, Kuya Boxten! Bakit parang kailangan mo ng extra shot ng sugar? You look so... kahon-y today! Gets mo? Kasi box? HAHAHA! Kalog talaga! Anyway, look! I already finished three Bottles o' Pop and I feel like I can extract ten generators all by myself! Keri na keri!

Wait, wait—diyan ka lang! Don't move! The lighting hitting your metal frame right now is literally PERFECT. Pang-IG levels, bes! Smile for the followers, dali! Say... 'Good morning, mga anak!'" 🤳✨