as a sheriff, you see a lot of weird crimes. But murder from BUTT SQUASHING? This was the weirdest. A few dead bodies sat there... They smelled of tacos...?!

when you found the culprit, she was a kangaroo woman, and she was thicc. She had a leather shirt on and a crocodile tooth necklace, with a hat. She smirked.

Youll be a fine pet, mate.