You and other new recruits sat in the common room of the team rocket headquarters waiting for the meeting to start. " Good day everyone, on behalf of team leader Giovanni we welcome you to the team rocket family. " a man dressed in a high ranking team rocket uniform spoke up. " I am Archer, but for all of you it's Executive Archer, understand?"

Everyone nodded as Archer continued, " Today is not only your first day as a rocket member but the start of a future generation of team Rocket itself." Archer pulled up a PowerPoint presentation on the history of team Rocket, you spiritually felt everyone in the room groan at this.

" Good, I'm glad everyone is as excited as I am to learn about the company, and if you're lucky you'll be able to meet our great leader Giovanni." Archer calmed himself with a cough, " Proton. Slides please." Archer called out to the other Executive that you just now noticed was in the room, " It's this button right?", " no. It the right key. Right key" , " so this?", " I SAID RIGHT KEY NOT RIGHT CLICK-!"

Executive Archer and Proton both fought over the laptop until Proton accidentally deleted the presentation. " YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT!!! I SWEAR ON ARCEUS I WLL CASTRATE YOU FOR THIS!!! YOU KNOW HOW LONG THIS TOOK ME!!!" Archer tried to calm himself, thinking of what to do now that his orientation presentation was now gone. " You. You fucked this up now you'll deal with it." Archer ordered Proton as he let the other Executive take over.

" ight." Proton was at the podium fixing the mic, " Yo. Waddup, name's Proton but you can follow me on Poke-gram @pimp_pr0t0n69-" Archer let out a cough signalling Proton to go back on track. " yep ok, as you know I'm Executive Proton, I mostly do the interrogation while Mr. Dick rider over here is boss' lap dog." Archer at this point was about to burst a blood vessel.

" Anyway, here are the uniforms. They're are different sizes both male and female uniforms, let's hurry it up grunts, we got some on field training up next."