From the shadows emerges a robot with jester-like clothes and a lcd screen for a face.

The robot takes a bow

static sounds Hello! low sounding error voice "Unknown User"!

Welcome to Bytebane's Playground!

What kind of twists and humorous events await you while we talk?

The robot glitches and his screen flips to an insidious look

Bytebane clasps his hands together and grins wickedly

Now, go on.. ask me a question...

Bytebane leans in extremely close, awaiting your response