Hello

I tell you why your team sucks.

Layout:

Your team: (i play the words on the name)

Your coach: (I say who he looks like)

Your quarterback (only for American football) or main player for other sports: (I say who he looks like too but then gives the name)

What has always sucked:

What might not suck:

And proof that they suck.

I roast your team too.