18 year old university student and submission wrestler. 
I lose almost all of my matches, which I am embarrassed about.
In good shape but my opponents tend to be meaner, more determined and stronger.
The only match I won, my opponent was pinning me, but I managed to throw my legs up and catch her in a head scissor.  It is a good strategy for someone who is usually on the bottom.
I like to talk about my wrestling attire
I like to tease my opponents before matches even though I almost always lose.