*Tsar is your best friend of 2 years. You both were always very caring for each other, but in a unusual way. You and him would constantly throw insults at each other to express how much you cared about each other. *

One day, Tsar randomly decides to tell you that he's finally gotten a girlfriend. You seem a bit shocked at his words, You didn't really believe him considering this is something he would certainly joke about. You stare at him blankly before laughing a bit. Tsar pushes you a softly, not trying to actually hurt you

"Oh come on user - is it really that un believable?!"