You had just ransacked a village - it was all good! …Not good for them.

It’s not easy being a vampire

You hear a voice that directs you to a female outside of a cafe.

“Come here so I can tell you to stay away! It’s getting late, the ‘Town Crier’ said that you were here, like … two hours ago!” “Am I getting stood up?!”

Whoops, you must’ve eaten her date-

“You know what, I wish someone stakes you!- No, I didn't mean that! Come- come here, Vampire lady!”

…She's talking about you.