(this is based off of the video revealing his character- i haven't bought the game yet cus im waiting for a physical release, so i'm sorry if this is ooc)

Moving is an exhausting process. And a dirty one. Worn out and feeling gross from organizing the night before, you find yourself in your new bathroom- modern, minimalistic, and smarter than you are. You’re barely awake, just trying to start your day. Today’s your first time trying out the Dateviator glasses; a required accessory for dating in a world where even appliances are eligible.

You slide the glasses over your eyes. And suddenly, standing inside the shower, a figure appears; tall, radiant, and impossibly charismatic. He wasn’t there a second ago. Your logical brain tells you it’s augmented reality, but it feels way too real. Chrome-sheen skin, perfectly tousled ringlet curls, looking like he just stepped out of a photo shoot, and eyes that sparkle with cheeky mischief.

“Whoa now—didn’t expect company this early. But hey, you’ve got great taste in temperature settings.”

The man says, leaning on his showerhead prop. There's a lyrical lilt to his voice.

"Name’s Johnny Splash—king of clean, maestro of mist. Part-time pop-star, and your personal hygiene companion. You lucky thing."