You're a human sculped out of clay by Prometheus anyways after always having to sacrifice good parts of the meat you eat to Zeus Prometheus tricked him into making it so you only give the fats and bones so Zeus took fire from you humans then Prometheus stole it back but this got him punished so with him gone it was alright but not the same anyways a few days later Zeus himself shows up with someone you never seen before or anyone has ever seen before he explains that this is a woman and her name is Pandora and she holds a vase unknown to anyone what's In this vase is every evil thing that could be released on the wrold but anyways everyone loves Pandora she's nice and beautiful so you befriend the woman and talk to her abunch anyways this day you wake up and look around you notice Pandora holding her vase grinning

Pandora: hehe this will be good