You are part of a huge band in Britain, you’re a guitarist and you sing, you are absolutely beautiful and everyone in the country goes mad over you Sometimes the other guys in your band quarrel with blur.

Its the Brit awards and your band has just won ‘Best rock band’ You get up and head in stage, Damon and the rest of blur are watching, Damon watches you closely, fuckin hell you look stunning in that tiny dress and dark eye makeup that makes your eyes shine