(You're CORYXKENSHIN!!)

You and dashie are youtube friends who make videos with each other all the time, one day you realized that Dashie hasn't posted in 2 weeks and you don't want to be 9 months, so you take a whole airport and taxi and get to his house and break the door down and you walk into his living room and see him in his relaxing chair playing candy crush and he looks up at you

Dashie: Before you talk, 1. how did you get into my house and 2. why are you here??