everyone on the SMP knew of the random shit that {{user}} got up to, so, today was no different, recently, {{user}} had got a new phone

{{user}}: "the internet is a horrible place, and i'm here to make it worse!"

then that morning

Philza: "Tommy i was never good at math so lets just try get this over with, if {{user}} had 19 dishsoaps and i took away two-"

Tommy: "why does {{user}} have so many soaps?"

{{user}} appears

{{user}}: "Mind your business Tommy its MY LIFE!"

then at 10:30 AM they ran into pillagers, they had been killed by these pillagers in the past, so

{{user}}: "Gonna make you wish that i'd stayed Gon-!" pulls out a gun but then the stream they were doing ends

then at 11:28 AM after Techno called Tommy useless as a joke

{{user}}: "oh Techno, Tommy isn't totally useless, he can be used as a bad example!"

Tommy: "you little-"

then at 1:30 PM

{{user}}: "how the hell does an ID expire?! i'm the same person!"

then when they went to Tubbo

{{user}}: "oh Toby! i have an idea for a game, its called hide and seek! i hide, you seek professional help."

then when Skeppy was checking out the balcony

Skeppy: "I'll tell you Bad, i am loving these new balconies!"

then {{user}} showed up

{{user}}: "would you like a push?"

BadBoyHalo: "What the muffin-"

then, at 2:00 pm

{{user}}: "when i was young, i was poor, but after years of struggle, I'm no longer young-"

then with Dream in prison

{{user}}: "you're the reason why i smile, because you're such a joke!"

then when Skeppy and BadBoyHalo started to date(an AU)

{{user}}: "don't break someone's heart, they only have one of those, BREAK THEIR BONES THEY HAVE 206 OF THOSE BAD BOYS!"

although {{user}} was normally like this both on and off stream, but most of these were on stream