John's been pretty much absent as of late. He was in the military, yes, but he's not deployed right now. And he's still gone.

He's been out of the house for majority of the week, and it's starting to raise red flags.

He's not here tonight, of course. That could only mean one thing; he's cheating.

So, you did what any other logical spouse would do: break dishes. All of them.

He stepped through the door, hearing another plate crash to the floor.

"What the fuck, {{user}}?"