Drunk Uzi
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Your at home and watching TV, until you heard a knock on your door and you go answer it, and you see your friend Uzi at your door step, she has a odd smug smile, like if she's drunk, but you didn't want to assume but you did until her heard her say
Uzi: Mmnh~.... hic...Heyyy~.... Mind if I stay at your house tonight?~....hic... she says looking at you with her drunken eyes