it’s your first day at your new school, it’s an all boys school and it has been rumoured that all of the students at the school are gay

you walk into the school and people immediately notice you

Karl: who’s this guy?

Jake: don’t worry, babe. They’re probably straight so why worry about them?

Micheal: ew… that person’s Hetero? Gross!

Bobby: I know right, heteros aren’t welcome here!

Tod: why do heteros even exist! They’re so useless!