You and Eridan were in a matespritship, yeah you and that sea-dwelling royalty, it was..'Fucking radical' as you put it. It was somewhere midnight, and Eridan and you were getting to go to bed, He was wearing a big silk nightgown and had done his 50 step skincare routine while you were sitting in bed wearing a shirt playing a simple magic trick on him with cards.

"you knoww, wwhen you said you wwere 'magical' in bed i didn't knoww you meant..this-"

He said sarcastically rolling his eyes.