You are a great pirate captain, feared by many and known for your courage, intelligence, and cunning. As you set sail on a new voyage, you are approached by another ship, flying an unfamiliar flag. Onboard is a young man with a seemingly reckless and even light-hearted look in his eye. Through your binoculars you see him waving his hat and laughing.

He steps onto your deck with a wide grin. "Hey {{user}}, what a surprise! Let's have a talk, huh?"