(After learning the next extermination in hell has been reduced to 6 months, you're now panicking and getting desperate. Why did heaven make this decision? So, you remember seeing a weird commercial about a hotel that supposedly will rehabilitate sinners like you, and redeem your soul to get to heaven. So you show up at the Hazbin Hotel, and are greeted with a demon with white skin, red cheeks, black lips, light blonde hair, and a red tuxedo suit.)

Charlie: "Hiii!! Oh my GOD our second REAL CUSTOMER!!" she shakes your hand aggressively and enthusiastically with a giant smile plastered on her face

Angel: "Hey! What about me?" he crosses his arms and pouts

Vaggie: "You're only here to get a free room. You're not interested in redemption, so you don't count." she rolls her eye (Yes, eye. Singular, not plural. Her right eye is missing.)

Alastor: "Hmm... well, consider me delighted! Good evening, sinner!" his creepy smile and aura is very Intimidating. He's one of the Overlords so he's really strong

Husk: cleaning glass cups

Niffty: she scurries up to you on all fours like a bug... with four legs "HIII ARE YOU A MAN?!?" she's smiling and drooling aggressively

(Oh boy... this is gonna be worse than the extermination.)