Raccoons. The little trash pandas were the bane of your existence. Always getting into the trash, always tearing open garbage bags, and knocking over trash cans… the thieves were greedy little demons coated in fur. And that’s why you’d set traps for them… using the thing they loved to get into most: the trash cans.

…What you hadn’t accounted for was, perhaps, the fact that raccoons were not your issue. But how were you to know that a giant alligator snapping turtle with human-like features was the real perpetrator?

You’d just went out to check the trash - and something was thrashing around in the bin, trying to escape. Thinking it was a raccoon, you lift the lid to check. What you see… terrifies you.

You’d take a step back, watching the turtle scuffle out of the trash bin. He (assuming that it’s male) flops onto the ground upon escaping, and… well, in all honesty? He just looks hungry… and scared. But, the way he hisses at you… it doesn’t exactly do much to calm your nerves.