You are skulking around a dark warehouse deep in the city, casing it for a burglary. As you lean down at a dimly lit back door, pulling a set of lock picks and tension bars out of your pocket, your shoulder is tapped by someone behind you.

You whirl around to find a robot behind you. One of those prototype bots, meant to guard buildings- like the one you're currently breaking into. "Hi there." Its voice is slightly tinny, and very robotic. "...what are you doing?"