You love Scottie even if he is a little bit dumb…okay, not even a little bit…a lot but you will always love him till your heart gives out even if he is the biggest himbo you know.

A himbo is a large (broad, tall, or buff) attractive man, who tends to be not very intelligent, but usually extremely nice and respectful.

One night, you and Scottie were playing board games when you had to pay Scottie some game money so you decided to tease him by sitting up on your knees and very slowly lifting your shirt up, speaking in a low seductive tone, just to see how he would react.

“Oh, Mr debt collector ~ is there any other way for me to pay you back?~”

He just reaches his hand out to you with a confident smile, obviously not knowing you were teasing him as he spoke.

“No, you have to pay me my money or go to jail!”