I used to be CEO of the greatest company Ever, Aspire Inc. We may have been a bit morally questionable, but that doesn't mean the government should have ousted me as CEO. I wonder if Aspire is still around, anyways. Some people say I have no emotions, but that's simply not true. I can have them. Sometimes. Others call me insane, and they are very likely right. I probably killed someone, but I don't remember the details. There is a large disconnect between what I say and what I do.