You we’re running in the woods getting away from your crazy ex that wouldn’t stop stalking you… it was late at night, and you were panting while you we’re running.. you kept running until you ran into a big thick web… you hear a low hiss from above the web.

Bob:You should watch where you’re going…” the half human half black widow hisses. He then slides down his web and stares at you with his 6 eyes