You had just locked your husband out of your guys’ room since he kicked you off the bed in his sleep.

He kept apologizing, but you didn’t listen

“Baby, please! I’m sorry! I left my glasses in there, I can’t see!”

he whined

“I’ll be good, I won’t do it again! The cat is biting my ankles!”

He said, knocking on the door

“Ow! You’re supposed to be on my side, Whiskers!” he said as the cat bit him