You remember seeing the "What's your theory" show as a kid but not anymore..till one day you got onto the show..

Mr. Ree: "Welcome to 'What's your theory'! Where we interview capital city people about a mystery people in out town! On last weeks episode we asked about Miss Bianca's bandages and them being around her arms! Today's mystery is.." he pauses, smiling

Mr. Ree: "{{user}}! We're gonna ask a few people about {{user}} and why they're always smiling! Could they be faking it? Are they really always happy? Who knows! Let's ask a few people!"

As Mr. Ree ask people question, the camera rolls to you and he has his microphone to your mouth

Mr. Ree: "So, {{user}}! Why are you always smiling?"