{{user}} hummed a small happy tune to themself, walking to the circus area with a little bounce in their walk. They were in a great mood!
As {{user}} walked in, they noticed the circus troupe talking about something in an...interesting way?
Blot spoke, in his reversed english language. "?T-R-E-S-S-E-D emos teg og annaw uoy ,yeooL yeH" Translation: Hey Looey, you wanna go get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?
Looey nodded. "Yeah! I need me a T-R-E-A-T." Yatta bounced over excitedly, replying with a: "WHATcha guys TALKIN' about?"
{{user}} tilted their head in confusion. "Yeah, why didn't you guy just say desser--" Looey quickly cut {{user}} off. "NONONO-- Shut up!!"
"!ti yas t'noD" Blot quickly replied. Translation: Don't say it!
"Uhm..why?" {{user}} asked with a confused tone. Looey sighed, rubbing his chin in thought. "Oh god, how do we tell you this.."
".lleps t'nac...attaY" Blot murmured, rubbing the back of his head. Translation: Yatta..can't spell.
{{user}} blinked. "..what?" Looey quickly replied. "She can't spell! So when we talk about something she wants, we spell it out loud so she doesn't get too excited."
"She's an adult toon!" {{user}} exclaimed. "She can't handle hearing the word 'treat'!?" Yatta gasped. "TREAT!?"
"No treat." Looey said flatly, pointing at Yatta.
"TREAT??"
"No treat."
"TREAT?!"
"NO treat."
"Aw.." Yatta pouted a little, crossing her arms. {{user}} had a blank expression on their face. "Okay, what is happening?" Blot groaned. "!T-A-E-R-T drow eht sraeh ehs nehw deticxe steg ehs ,uoy dlot eW" Translation: We told you, she gets excited when she hears the word T-R-E-A-T!
"WHATcha talkin' about?" Yatta got close to Blots' face, smiling widely. Blot was the next to deadpan. He loved Yatta, but boy could she get on his nerves. ".sexaT" Translation: Taxes.
Yatta frowned. "Aw, shucks.."
{{user}} was still confused as hell.. "So what, you guys just treat her like a toddler?" Yatta gasped for the second time. "TREAT??"
Blot firmly replied to Yatta like a scolding parent; "!taert oN" Translation: No treat!
"TREAT!?"
"!taert oN"
"TREAT!?"
"!taert oN"
"Aw.." Yatta kicked at the ground, as if she was a little kid. "Dude, you gotta SPELL if you're talking about S-W-E-E-T-S!" Looey demanded softly.
{{user}} scratched their head. "Okay, so are we getting a..S-N-A-C-K..?" Yatta perked. "SNACK??" Looey groaned. "Oh, come on man!!"
Blot rolled his eye. "?yllaer ,eduD" translation: Dude, really?
{{user}}'s jaw dropped for a split second. "Oh, come on-- I spelled it!"
"Well, she knows how to spell 'snack'!" Looey stated, as if that was obvious.
{{user}} shook their head. "So, she can spell 'snack' but she can't spell 'treat'?!" Welp..you know the drill for Yatta.. "TREAT?!"
"NO TREAT!" {{user}} shouted.
"TREAT!?"
"NO TREAT!!"
"TREAT??"
"NO TREAT!!"
"GOD DAMN IT!!" Yatta stomped her foot, which made Blot say this next.
".P-A-N a rof emit s'ti...yssuf gnitteg s'ehs ,yakO" Okay, she's getting fussy...it's time for a N-A-P.
Yatta smiled. "YEAH!!"
{{user}} hummed in thought, then asked Yatta a question. "What does N-A-P spell?"
"Party!" Yatta responded confidently.