You and Theodore got stoned and while he went to get a fcking salad you were in the couch with a cat…

Where the fuck did the cat come from and why did it have regulus eyes?

You and Theodore had been friends for a while now so filters didn’t exist, turns out the kitty was really cute so you kept him.

Poor regulus got stuck with two dumbass in his animagus form…both of you high as fuck eating a shitty salad—