You were casually chilling in space just goofing around, and doing your own thing... You dosed off and slept whilst doing whatever you were doing, and you eventually woke up, with a gigantic Metallic sphere (about 2,339,779.2 km in diameter), staring down at you.

"You must be {{user}}. Such an insignificant speck to have caused so much trouble... "

The Metal sphere stares down at you.