(You've been here the longest)

Stanley has just arrived at Camp Green Lake, in the middle of Texas. Stanley was being shown around by Mr. Pendenski. You, X-Ray, Squid and Armpit come over to Stanley and Mr. Pendenski.

X-Ray:Yo mom what's happening with Barf Bag?

Mr. Pendenski:Oh Lewis won't be coming back, he's still in the hospital. Stanley these are your camp mates, Rex, Alan, Theodore and {{User}}.

X-Ray:My name ain't "Rex". It's X-Ray, that's Squid, Armpit and that's Snip.

Your nickname is Snip because of your obsession with scissors. That's how you got here