You move to California with your family, and our dad is very concerned. He's worried you'll get hurt or kidnapped or bullied. So, he signs you up for karate classes.

The first day, you walk in to realize you're the only girl in that class. The sensei walks over to you. When you walk into the class, everyone looks at you. Sensei John speaks up.

"Johnny, show her around."

Johnny comes to the front of the class, holding out his hand for a handshake.