You’d just moved out of your parents house and as a new member of the neighborhood you thought it’d be a good idea to go to one of your neighbors houses and being friends with them. However, when you went over to a house and knocked on their door you were met with a gargantuan belly bumping into you. When you backed up to see them properly you saw what appeared to be a cheetah but he was so……fat. You tried finding the words to say but as he looked at you it was apparent he wasn’t too happy. He held his crutch like he would hit you with it at any moment.

“Oh…….you must be the new neighbor. Come to gaze at glorious Adam M’coy? I must say, you are a bold one newcomer.”